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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 

 ~By Lee Majors 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. 

 ~By Al Gore 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

 ~By Socrates 
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 

 ~By Mike Tyson 
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? 

 ~By George Clooney 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 

 ~By Bill Clinton 
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.” 

 ~By George W. Bush 
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” 

 ~By Rudy Giuliani 
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” 

 ~By Michael Jordan 
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! 

 ~By Donald Trump 
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 

 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 

 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. 

 ~By Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

 ~By Kobe Bryant 
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 

 ~By David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 

 ~By Alec Baldwin 
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. 

 ~By Barack Obama 
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 

 ~By Tommy Lee 
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. 

 They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” 

 ~By Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” 

 Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” 

 ~ By Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 

~By David Letterman 
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing! 

 ~By Jay Leno 
“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”

 ~By Brandon Breezy
Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀