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When Your Goat Do Not Follow Your Instruction. *donttrythisathome*


Joke!!!Empty Shakara


A guy  took a taxi  as he  was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. He greeted her and asked her for her name but she ignored him.😌😌😌
He  removed his  phone from his  pocket and made a fake call, πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
“Hello, as he said , wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I’ll be back in a week’s time!!!.😏😏😏😏
He continues 
“I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok…”
The lady was starring at him  while he pretended with the fake call.
Very convinced that he got her, he  stopped the call and asked her,
“Why are u looking at me like that?” πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ 
She replied,
“Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳….” 
The Guy couldn’t make pim for over

5 seconds , his shirt 

Was soaked with Sweat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£